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Lady Demotivational Poster


THE LONGER YOU STARE -


TAGS: the longer you stare the funnier it gets old lady
Rating: 3.45/5


Adding Insult To Injury -


TAGS: pink lady bang
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

nicholsjoshua15 - February 6, 2014, 3:00 pm
Haven;t seen that video, I'm gonna check out it.
Bolverk3778 - February 2, 2014, 7:17 am
Could be a derivative of this news item http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=838Iy08OULQ
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 8:45 pm
Wouldn't you like to know!
rerun - January 19, 2014, 8:32 pm

This poster sounds like it has a back story to it.


the crazy cat lady aisle -


TAGS: cat lady
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

GaryO - August 20, 2015, 11:40 am
Oh yeah
concern3 - August 19, 2015, 1:36 pm
Great one a 5er


CANCER - Shmancer...




DUMB BLONDE JOKES - I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.


TAGS: dumb blonde joke lady sunny
Rating: 3/5

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twill1962 - September 22, 2012, 9:02 pm
Dolly Parton said it first.


WILL SMITH - Lady GaGa before Lady GaGa was Lady GaGa!


TAGS: will smith lady gaga will2k
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

calvin5040 - November 27, 2011, 11:28 am
Just some multi award winning actor/rapper/producer/centimillionaire from West Philadelphia.
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:23 am
Who's Will Smith ?
calvin5040 - November 26, 2011, 9:37 pm
LOL
calvin5040 - November 26, 2011, 9:36 pm
No his Will-2k music video from the Willennium Album.
Verdeckt - November 26, 2011, 8:59 pm
From his latest movie, iFabulous?


PUPPY LOVE - What started out as puppy love has now grown into something much bigger.




EARLY DRAFT - Ideas for Darth Vader weren't as intimidating. And infringed on other copyrights.




FUTURE CRAZY CAT LADY - 'nuff said.




WHAT THE - Hell did you just say?




YOUR PRAYERS - Say them




CAT LADY - You can spot them a mile away... They always buy the big bag.


TAGS: catlady people of walmart pink
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Occupo Noctis

Verdeckt - June 12, 2011, 11:36 am
It's the age old question. Do people like this exist because of Walmart or does Walmart exist because of people like this.


ANTI-HERO -


TAGS: buffy dark lady goth h**
Rating: 2.89/5

More motifakes by giulio

mallen - April 18, 2009, 1:46 am
ditto!
Jungie - October 5, 2008, 6:43 pm
Also: Bigger ti*****.


I WOULD HAVE JUST POSTED THE PICTURE ITSELF... - But that would require me to look at it for an extended period of time...


TAGS: stephen gammell creepy picture the dream lady scary scarred for life
Rating: 1.6/5

More motifakes by LIGHTPIE7

Sexy Curves - September 1, 2009, 4:06 am
WTF? Are you serious?
Anonymous2 - August 31, 2009, 1:00 pm
Umm... I'm suppossed to be scarred for life by a children's book cover? You fail! Good day, sir!


BABY GAGA - I'm beautiful in my way Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track Baby I was born this way.


TAGS: baby lady gaga meat
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Debkins

Airman - January 26, 2011, 5:49 pm
was this a holiday for middle school? FSU, shut up. when you contribute some of your own masterpieces, we'll maybe pay attention.
FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:45 pm
*locks doors, grabs sh**gun, cowers away from screen* that is some scary a** sh!t! just likeher mom!
CANADA - October 9, 2010, 3:22 pm
I want a bacon diaper
diogo0817 - October 9, 2010, 1:43 pm
That picture goes on the top10 of the most creepy things I've ever seen!


LADY GAGA - Took the phrase "Snap into a Slim Jim" a little too literally.


TAGS: lady gaga
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by angus90

rerun - March 28, 2010, 12:37 pm

actually, I don't think I have ever heard anything she does.
agdaniele - March 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
With this girl, I'm not impressed, or interested overall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 12:26 pm
As long as SOMETHING covers her face, I don't care.
rerun - March 28, 2010, 12:24 pm

the outfit or the other?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 28, 2010, 12:24 pm
As long as it covers her face ....i don't care.
rerun - March 28, 2010, 12:21 pm

this must be her "it's that time of the month" outfit


STATUE OF LIBERTY 1886 - 2011 -


TAGS: lady liberty birthday
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - October 31, 2011, 9:37 am
I'll drink too that


IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW HOLD UP YOUR GRAMMY... - OOPS.. SORRY LADY GAGA


TAGS: grammy grammy lady gaga 2012
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by calvin5040

calvin5040 - February 20, 2012, 8:11 pm
HA!
tatespa - February 15, 2012, 8:50 am
her trademark? Too bad its not SINGING!!!!
rerun - February 14, 2012, 10:47 am

she always wears something odd, it has become her trademark
tatespa - February 14, 2012, 8:48 am
Why was she wearing a fishing net?
calvin5040 - February 13, 2012, 10:30 pm
Still doesn't change the fact that she went home empty clawed... I mean handed..handed, sorry.
MashiMashi - February 13, 2012, 10:00 pm
blasphemer blasphemar shut your face you


WHAT? - What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?


TAGS: old lady 50cal
Rating: 4.22/5

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LADY LIBERTY - Standing Tall Standing Proud Remembering Those Who Are Gone


TAGS: lady liberty tall proud remembering those who perished on 9 11
Rating: 4.14/5

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TimothyPaulGallagher - September 15, 2013, 3:39 pm
Nice job. It includes all who are here legally
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:35 pm
So, pretty much everyone except mexicans? 5L


STRANGERS - Can be very interesting people




DENTAL HYGIENE - When your chicklets are that big and obtrusive, they'd better be whiter than an Alaskan's can in January.




LADY GAGA - I Want Your Ugly, I Want Your Disease


TAGS: lady gaga weird unique beautiful
Rating: 1.36/5

More motifakes by Fleursssssdelilys

Derek - February 2, 2010, 3:52 pm
She is Miss Piggy - in the middle of a Kermit orgy
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 2, 2010, 9:12 am
What happened to miss piggy! PETA has to do something about this woman! And her new album sux!!


dear mom -


TAGS: crazy cat lady mothers day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

MissPriss - May 7, 2016, 10:42 am
OMG...lmao...wait, my kitties really don't know? Well UP theirs!


FASHION - Hand Over The Cash! I'm Getting Myself A Lady Gaga Wardrobe !




LOVE BUG RACING -




BLACK FRIDAY -




"Just You Wait Henry Higgins" -




LADY GAGA - Fashion On Crack


TAGS: lady gaga beautiful fashion fashinable unique
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by Fleursssdelily

Fatt Matt - February 1, 2010, 2:57 pm
Better safe than sorry, Bovee. Use fire.
Bovee - February 1, 2010, 2:39 pm
Just dont know what to say. i am sitting on the fence on if its h** or if i need to kill it to save the rest of you.
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 2:25 pm
Why is the word "fashion" in there? It works better if you leave it out.


YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT WHATEVER COMES - The only important thing is that you meet it with courage and with the best that you have to give.


TAGS: lady gun roosevelt
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Venator

maoworks2 - September 4, 2012, 11:20 am
I Like That 5 Big L.


ETIQUETTE -


TAGS: lady train gentleman
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by Sho

Oiler - January 27, 2013, 2:20 pm
Stunner...love your posters ...the usual 5L


I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THIS -


TAGS: clean before the cleaning lady
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Airman

rerun - August 4, 2012, 11:12 am

I remember my mom cleaning before the maid showed up.


LADY LUCK -


TAGS: lady luck
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Claire - June 1, 2010, 5:28 pm
Or "hell" to avoid any likeness to the original word.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 1, 2010, 5:22 pm
True. Could change it to feck or just fck though to get round that.
Claire - June 1, 2010, 5:21 pm
They may reject it anyway because of the profanity.
Kung-Fu Devil - June 1, 2010, 5:19 pm
Joking, GS.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 2:29 pm
Im good, my brain is still pretty mushy from camping in the desert all weekend.
GreyScorpion - June 1, 2010, 2:29 pm
pissy?
Kung-Fu Devil - June 1, 2010, 2:26 pm
That is quite clever actually. I think you should submit that one if they let you, or will they get pissy for using the same image twice? I know it has happened before but not sure if by mistake or not.
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 2:25 pm
I would have figure a way make the text look like what is in the pick and put howthef***shouldiknow as the title and some verbiage to compliment it. I would have had let this one marinate for a while. Not a bad poster but not your best is all i was sayin
Kung-Fu Devil - June 1, 2010, 2:19 pm
I fiddled around with it a few times and that was the best I could think of haha. What would you have put?
Faceplant31 - June 1, 2010, 2:17 pm
Meh, decent, but you could have spent a wee bit moar time with the text. 4L


LITTLE THINGS - Life is made up of the small things we take for granted


TAGS: ladybug life water drop beetle
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by wayne64

ratfink95 - June 12, 2012, 1:03 am
Its also made up of the things we see, notice, piss on, then wonder why they bite us on the a**!
rerun - June 9, 2012, 6:02 pm

post to motitwist


opportunists -




GRANDMA GAGA - VAUDEVILLE'S VERY BEST


TAGS: old lady gaga
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by ughomer

GaryO - May 13, 2012, 8:44 pm
and peep that waiste!
maoworks2 - May 13, 2012, 9:43 am
I Love It.


LADIES -




SLAM OF THE WEEK - Use it well, use it often.




QUIT COMPLAINING - Your Yoo-Hoo stuck in the machine is FAR less tragic than what we see is stuck in your yoo-hoo


TAGS: yoo hoo yoohoo machine fat lady
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by aPauling

agdaniele - November 7, 2009, 12:45 am
This is the epic definition of whale tail.
neomouth151 - November 7, 2009, 12:31 am
She is really freaking h**
Mr.Danger260 - September 21, 2009, 2:44 am
*Gasp*that poor vending machine. Why does Godzilla have a grudge against it?
BuZZbomb - February 5, 2009, 8:01 pm
That's why she needs the Yoo-Hoo. It's to help wash down the baby she just ate!
amina - February 4, 2009, 11:26 pm
am i the only one who notices the baby stroller???
Hoagie - September 4, 2008, 10:10 am
I did'nt know spraypaint came in denim color.
Nero - August 11, 2008, 9:07 am
ME WANT FOOD NOW! GGRRWWARGH!!!
Autumn - July 21, 2008, 2:01 am
So so disgusting


CHARISMA - He's got it.


TAGS: charisma old lady robber
Rating: 2.32/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

aerofiend - November 3, 2009, 9:33 pm
Who says putting extra points in Charisma is stupid?


PERSONA? -




Green Eyed Lady -


TAGS: quote shakespeare green eyed lady monster jealousy food meat angry
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 3, 2014, 12:34 pm
Well...nope! Teehee.
Oldsod - February 3, 2014, 6:52 am
Short and to the point. No myst'ry, Lady?


DESERTION -


TAGS: desertion lady gaga
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

agdaniele - May 9, 2010, 10:19 pm
Niiiice


POKER FACE -




GREY BEARDS - they maybe old and wise BUT... their wives are crazy




LADY GAGA PERFUME - smells kind of like Madonna but with a huge dose of pretension


TAGS: lady gaga
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by vilnius

Swampfox - September 18, 2012, 12:22 am
Nice use of a Predator spear point.


DEATH - Maybe it wouldn't be so bad after all!




TRENDS - Some Are Best Left Unfollowed




LADY GAGA - When Fashion Got On Crack


TAGS: lady gaga fame monster dance music artist talent
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by Crescentdollie

Fatt Matt - April 22, 2010, 3:21 pm
Ba-ZINGGG!!!! RC FTW!
RCoehrs - April 22, 2010, 1:41 pm
"So this is what Happens when Jem f***s a ThunderCat!
Hasbunmb - April 22, 2010, 11:52 am
I bet the guy behind her is PISSED!


HEY THERE, BIG BOY - I've got my eye... and this other thing on my face... on you!


TAGS: lady check out what stevie wonder and racy charles did for the world i dont mean sing
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Jmac0585 - February 10, 2010, 4:11 pm
Yes, I am... That way my misbehavior wouldn't be noticed.
Hmmmyeah - February 10, 2010, 3:56 pm
You are aware that her starboard side would be right side, correct?
Jmac0585 - December 23, 2009, 11:20 am
As long as I stayed on her starboard side, captain.
rerun - December 23, 2009, 11:05 am

she is probably a great babysitter.....I mean, if she was watching you would you misbehave?


IN MEMORIAM -


TAGS: life time natasha richardson death celeb charming lady class 1963 accident ski
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by giulio

Cheech - May 23, 2009, 11:48 am
d*** I did miss a few letters on that one.
Bob chin - May 22, 2009, 9:10 pm
Or "uninformed" I believe
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:45 pm
Just an FYI I was engaged to and lived with a woman from Toronto for several years and there were several reasons she lived in the states Health care, Taxes and Weather. So while I may not be an expert I am certainly NOT uniformed.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:43 pm
Also if you took it as an attack on Canada I apologize. It was more of an attack on the President and the Dems who want to force socialized medicine on the citizens of the USA. I'm sorry you can keep it.
Cheech - May 22, 2009, 5:40 pm
I know much of the details AND I am an EMS professional. I know what is and isn't important. With her situation time was of the essence if she had access to a CT that wasn't a 2 hr Ambulance ride away she "may" have survived.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:24 pm
She refused treatment for 2 hours before being taken to a Canadian hospital and then flown to Manhattan.
Canuck - May 11, 2009, 10:22 pm
The Country she was injured in had nothing to do with her death. Educate yourself more on the circumstances before you try to use someone else's personal tragedy as ammo to attack a whole country. She never waited at a Canadian hospital.
Cheech - May 11, 2009, 9:04 pm
I bet her outcome would have been different if she had her accident in the US. Where should would have gotten quality health care immediately instead of waiting almost 10 hours. Socialized medicine my a**. My condolences to her family.


MAXINE - Isn't she just adorable?




EVIL ERNIE -


TAGS: evil ernie lady death zombies comics villans
Rating: 2.24/5

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darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:27 am
If we go Archie, I'm gonna Pick Sabrina the teenage Witch. She was Platinum blone, ***y bowl cut, and had h** wh***s for aunts. And no... not the T.V. Show. the comic.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:12 am
Which means one of two thing, either nearly untouched landscape do to the steroids, or he was just a Moose, and you are riding down the frigging 8 lane highway to jaina town, and the tunnel is HUGE!!!.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 4:09 am
She was clean. Veronica... well, that's the one that's worth putting up with the spoiled brat routine. But Midge? She was the one who... well, Moose.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
NEVER...Betty was wholesome and angelic. How dare you say such a thing!
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:05 am
oh, nah, I am cool with it. But Betty was WAY more likely to give it up, the girl next door is usually WAY easier that the Rich b**** up the hill. She wouldput out before Ronnie could steal her man.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 4:05 am
Distinct similarities, methinks.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 4:02 am
Actually I really like some of your posters darkangel. But aggy is right about anything comic/anime related.......See: Jalford.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 4:01 am
yeah, Betty wasn't giving it up and Veronica was just a tease.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 4:01 am
Hang in there, dark. Anime is a small market here. Keep cool, keep working on it.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:59 am
LMAO! It seemed worth the risk! Midge was definitely the "active" girl.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:58 am
I always thought it was just me Aggy. I still have dreams of getting my a** kicked by moose.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:56 am
Yea. The really sad thing, I played out doors, and ran to get everywhere... Do you remember that? Running to get everywhere, like Forrest Gump... Anyway, I didn't get into comics except for x-men until I had a job and could buy them myself.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:55 am
Midge! FTW!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:52 am
and midge.....oh Midge, sigh.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:51 am
Sounds like my childhood, But while I had a bike poor Aggy had to ride his burro to school.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:51 am
The only ***bs were on Betty and Veronica.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:49 am
The only comics I read as a kid were Mad, Cracked, Archie, and some Superman. Otherwise, I played outdoors. It's what we did back in the day.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:48 am
and some ***bs wouldn't hurt either.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:47 am
If it's votes you're after, I suggest being funny and not posting anything about comics or anime.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:45 am
Uh... She had HUGE... TRACTS OF LAND!!!! Do I need more ***bs before I et votes.. Cause that could lead to... Well... Horrible paint mishaps. Remember where comics came from, and look up what you don't know, fans. Use UR minds for something besides tit
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 3:41 am
That's nice. What about this huge-***bed chick..?
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:39 am
Which is kind o fmy point... Everyone remembers the h** huge ***bed chick messing around, no one remembers the whole reason she showed up in the first place, which was to wipe out the living and rule a world of the dead, hence her zombie Executioner.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:33 am
Yeah, my comic books were on cave walls.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:33 am
****y little bugger.
Arrogant Knight - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
I was... Probably being born. You guys are old is what I'm getting at.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I was 12 and i have no idea who he is.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
He was created in 1991... when I was 23. Sorry, I wouldn't know who he is.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:25 am
Come on guys, remember your comic book heritage. I don't care about the poster, so much as the memory or a character forgotten. REMIND THE MASSES ABOUT COMIC HERITAGE. lol. or something like that.


ELTON & LADY GAGA - The scariest combination since Freddie & Jason.




CAT-ATTACKS - Most people like to wear Lady GaGa-ish masks while attempting this. I guess it's for....... effect?




SHIRLEY MACLAINE -


TAGS: class actress lady
Rating: 1.67/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

GreyScorpion - December 16, 2010, 8:49 am
should have been rejected for being anonymous and needing a black border, 1L


Men At Work -




Age -


TAGS: dirty old man young lady name calling age anniversary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 25, 2014, 12:15 am
Byatch...the corpse isn't even dead yet!
curlyrocks - July 24, 2014, 1:16 am
"some say I'm robbing the cradle but I say she's robbing the grave" Professor Farnsworth


dejection -


TAGS: lady liberty disrespect
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by chickenlittle

MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 3:27 am
Too true Little!


Lady Liberty -




Ladykiller -




Elegance -




In Olden Days -


TAGS: cole porter anything goes modern lyrics lady gaga
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 15, 2013, 1:58 pm
(dog howl) arrrooooo!
Cannabal - July 15, 2013, 1:35 pm
Ah, one of my favorite tracks from the Capital Wasteland's greatest, and only, radio channel, Galaxy Radio. Shoutout to my boy Three-Dog!
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2013, 11:53 am
In the olden days, a glimpse of female ankle was looked on as something shocking
MissPriss - July 15, 2013, 4:46 am
And that is why I'm terrified of clowns...never used to be.


When I Was Your Age -




Little Old Ladies -


TAGS: old lady rock
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Ashson

EmilioDumphque - March 5, 2014, 2:58 pm
The wonders of Pumice!


FROM THE BEE ULLS -


TAGS: misheard lyrics calendar lady madonna
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Greeny

EmilioDumphque - January 26, 2012, 8:19 pm
That's the way John would have written it.


complaints -




NO POINT - in trying to pick up that hot new teller. She knows your ass is broke!


TAGS: bank lady
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Bovee

Faceplant31 - February 8, 2010, 11:25 am
Truly demotivating Bovee! Good ****!
Bovee - February 8, 2010, 10:38 am
yeah i always get the oh got paid today comment.
pieman - February 8, 2010, 10:36 am
Usually the bankteller is smerking at me trying to keep her laughter inside. I would give you 5 pennies if I could aford it.


LADY GAGA - Still can't figure out why she doesn't get invited to appear on Sesame Street.




Fair Warning -


TAGS: warning old lady
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by PapaFox

rerun - May 24, 2013, 10:16 pm

@papafox....it's no wonder my mother hates you, and that wasn't the dogs crap either.
curlyrocks - May 24, 2013, 8:45 pm
I would just leave it on your lawn.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 6:13 pm
Thank you for the motivation to protect my neighborhood! 5L


HOPE -




YOU WANT IT AGAIN! -




THEY ARE BOTH FRENCH! - Just in case you forgot


TAGS: eiffel tower lady liberty
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by Hypercat-Z

Derek - August 30, 2009, 5:27 am
France also gave the US a serious amount of money to help the American revolution - which may have cost Louis XVI and the rest of the aristocracy their lives.
Alexis.Chu - August 30, 2009, 12:04 am
no rage plz :D we French are just f***ing awesome, admit it
Pepe Le Pew - August 29, 2009, 4:09 pm
Who could forget that an ugly black radio tower that was supposed to be taken down, was just left there by a lazy nation. The statue has an arm that doesn't work like all of the french military and the head is filthy just like french hygiene No one forgot


ZITS - Out, damn'd spot! Out, I say! Trouble me no more on School Picture Day!


TAGS: november challenge shakespeare lady macbeth had bad skin issues not murder issues
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

BoneCD - November 2, 2009, 7:28 pm
So many doors to open...and yet, I'll just throw away my keys!
Derek - November 2, 2009, 3:35 pm
Heheh, very good. Of course her skin is as flawed as an anorexic is overweight.


LADY GAGA - " Down with the moral majority, I want to be the minority" - Green Day




HOODIE -




GAIL POSNER AND CONCHITA - She left $8M to here chihuahua (plus $10M for the dog's bodyguard). WOW! A rich bitch and a dumb bitch! Assign the labels as you see fit.




AMERICANS WITH DISABILITIES ACT - Helping people like Eileen here get work since 1990.




ROSES - You can ask for permission before hand, ask for forgiveness afterward, or you can giver her roses, and not worry about doing neither.


TAGS: flowers wife wifes girl lady women broad fail owned
Rating: 2.67/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:16 pm
What? They don't play hockey in the Pacific Rim. Sheesh. Catfish?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
Wayne Gretzky?
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:05 pm
*hegemony
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:04 pm
And I always stutter a little when I am about to quote the great one.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 1:03 pm
I beg to differ. I I quote Kissenger on this: "Make-up *** is about reclaiming lost territory. It is not about the attempted expansion of one's hegamony in either the bedroom ... or Southeat Asia."
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 12:36 pm
Very good point... but, I submit to you that make-up *** is the perfect time to open some new "gates".... albeit, we're still at an impass with lemons.
Sean - July 19, 2009, 12:33 pm
"Two Hearts in the Pink" ... good luck with that. Even my wife 'll know that's an oblique reference to the Shocker. But of course she's been primed to be on the lookout for those kinds of prestidigitational shenanigans. Don't ask.
BoneCD - July 19, 2009, 11:04 am
"Two Hearts in the Pink"...Aggy, that sounds like a three way!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 19, 2009, 9:32 am
A tip from Moooooo....You can buy these roses from Aggy at the nearest off ramp.
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:19 pm
A tip from aggy... after an argument, once things have smoothed over, 2 dozen roses... all pink, except for two red ones in the middle (but apart from each other). On the card, write: "Two hearts in the pink". Never give roses immediately; dinner is best.
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 10:01 pm
It's a 5. Basically, I just get a diamond. Plus the fact that she a**umes she'll out live me makes her very happy!


TRUE GENTELMEN... - They never looked at or grabbed LADY GA-GA's "butt" not once! Man, you'd think they were gay....


TAGS: g** pride march washington dc lady ga ga security
Rating: 2.45/5

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Derek - October 13, 2009, 4:13 am
See how much closer you can get morons?


POKER FACE -




THIS LADY - Just wants to kick it.


TAGS: this lady leg one kick it
Rating: 2.35/5

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BriaHere - July 23, 2009, 9:55 am
This is a terrible, terrible tunnel. Because you don't want to laugh, but you kind of do.


EERIE ISN'T IT? - Like looking into the future


TAGS: lady gaga
Rating: 2.3/5

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miscreant_v0n - December 10, 2009, 6:41 pm
hahaha stewie
stavro1 - December 9, 2009, 5:22 pm
'least I got the spelling right
DreMagnum - December 9, 2009, 5:14 pm
Normally we place a comma after eerie in this situation
stavro1 - December 9, 2009, 5:09 pm
I was talking about gaga
Derek - December 9, 2009, 5:00 pm
One day the Queen will wear really silly makeup


LADY GAGA - Making more money than jealous Motifakers


TAGS: lady gaga
Rating: 1.88/5

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BriaHere - July 3, 2009, 6:40 pm
No amount of money is worth being that moronic and diseased.
rerun - June 30, 2009, 8:20 pm

Jealous? Ha, fat chance


THIS LADY - has one leg and one enormous bollock


TAGS: this lady
Rating: 1.77/5

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GRACIAS - I Have One


TAGS: scrunt lady in the water
Rating: 1.67/5

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LogicDude - November 14, 2008, 10:20 am
AaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAuuuuuggghhhh!!!! cali, you seriously made me burn the inside of my nose with my coffee!
cali - November 14, 2008, 1:47 am
then wipe it off.


BEGINNINGS - Lady Ga Ga, The early years.




THIS LADY - Is a foot shorter than those guys


TAGS: this lady foot
Rating: 1.5/5

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Atomic_Flame - July 27, 2008, 3:10 am
This lady would also be good in the sack


YO MOMZ! - the slimming effect of BLACK, is lost on her!




GOOD ADVICE -


TAGS: some days lady luck smiles
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - April 2, 2017, 5:55 am
Thanks, Cern! It's a bit dark. Knew it would upset a few when I made it, chuckle, chuckle...
concern3 - April 2, 2017, 5:46 am
WOW the gang was all over this one, no matter its still funny. UP yours
mizzdizz - April 1, 2017, 11:45 pm
I gave that a check myself!
fgd051943 - April 1, 2017, 10:09 pm
It's a good thing that car is right-hand drive!
EmilioDumphque - April 1, 2017, 3:48 pm
Lose


Luck is not a lady -


TAGS: luck not lady tonight
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - July 2, 2015, 4:32 am
LOL! Well ya got your most faithful companion right at the end of your arm...
concern3 - July 2, 2015, 4:27 am
Another lady that won't give me any


Asking directions -


TAGS: death be a lady tonight
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - February 4, 2016, 12:08 pm
Thanks, JW! I have yours in my ph**o files because I LUV it!!! I was flipping through making posters when I saw it. I had to go rescue one of my male friends earlier this week because he got so lost..... Poster made itself! Luv it when it happens!
JesusWept - February 3, 2016, 9:37 pm
WAAAY better than mine haha (#180017) L L L L L
mizzdizz - February 3, 2016, 5:11 pm
Thanks, Cern!
concern3 - February 3, 2016, 1:02 pm
nice, a 5er


"Maybe if I back away slowly... -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY LADY GAGA! -


TAGS: happy birthday lady gaga
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by KaiserJames

lgvernon - March 28, 2015, 10:56 pm

She certainly has an amazingly versatile voice.


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